Seriously, I don't have that many brain cells or function to lose but where the hell has my brain gone? While at work I must listen to Pandora radio. My stations include The Smiths, Morrissey, Elvis Costello, Jack Johnson, and Amy Winehouse amongst others. Excuse me while I put on my black turtleneck and think pensively about intellectual...stuff. See! No brain power. But lately, my musical tastes have plummeted. I mean seriously plummeted. My brother, who knows all things about hip music, is probably finding a legal way to disown me and my cooler friends are gossiping behind my back. To what is my wee brain craving in music these days? Britney Spears. Michael Jackson. Rihanna. And anything else lacking any thought, creativity, or depth. I'm waiting for the day that I select the Jonas Brothers or Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus. That will be a shameful shameful day.