Fretting the Small Stuff

The Importance of Being Me

Barack Obama really needs to stop calling me at work.  I know he values my opinions and all but really, I can't stop advising my clients to give him my opinions on important issues like whether the U.S. should intervene in Britney Spear's mental health treatment (I seriously do feel for her) and whether he should add cats and dogs as dependents on federal tax returns (yes, please and thank you).  Also, he seriously doesn't need to have his handlers call me Miss Andrea (the guy did).  Genius is fine. 

For those in the legal field

Yes, I am obsessed with LOLcats because I have the maturity level of a twelve year old.  Inspired by Miss Doxie's post today and I Can Has Cheezburger.  Here it goes:

I has summeree jugmentz.
You no winz.